Rose Byrne

Bad news everyone. You know how statistics and the internet do an amazing job at capturing reality? Well, the two recently combined their powers of assessment and aimed them unforgivingly at your face. Internet dating, perhaps the highest authority on beauty, has just released an exclusive, damning report on how ugly you are.

Sought-after celebrities are the product of punishing diets, oodles of botox and an army of professionals with a huge budget to make them sparkle on Oscar nightThe stars of the Oscars' red carpet seem the genetically-blessed epitome of flawless beauty, oozing a style that looks effortless and in reality is anything but.