Ugly Betty

Bad news everyone. You know how statistics and the internet do an amazing job at capturing reality? Well, the two recently combined their powers of assessment and aimed them unforgivingly at your face. Internet dating, perhaps the highest authority on beauty, has just released an exclusive, damning report on how ugly you are.

Calvin Harris, a celebrity DJ and lyricist, has the looks of a model. Recently, he thrilled fans with his latest photoshoot for Armani underwear.

He wasn’t always thus, however. During puberty, Harris was a veritable “ugly duckling”.